Sunday, March 4, 2012

My Jokes

Please enjoy my jokes below:

How does a tree get on to the internet? It logs-in! 

What is computer's favorite pet? A mouse! 

 What is a snake's favorite subject? Hisss-tory!

 What is a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple. 

 What is a dog's favorite dessert? Woofles!

 What is in a blanket's mind right now? Blank!

 The boy was allergic to perfume so he was scent to the doctor.

 Why was the skeleton not talking on the phone? because it has no body to talk with.

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